Everyone around me says, You're a genius! You're great! That's your voice! But I'm not sure if they're right.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit.

Literature is, in fact, the fruit of leisure.

It's a great medium for trivia and hobbies, but not the place for reasoned, reflective judgment. Suprisingly often, discussions degenerate into acrimony, insults and flames.

Most problems in contemporary churches can be explained by the fact that members have never decided to follow Christ.

It was 1966 by the time I started taking pictures seriously and books, newspapers and magazines of the time were full of great pictures that helped to inspire me.

A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.

Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat

I don't need anything else. I get out of bed every morning and face the world because you're in it.

Being happy with less is what makes a great human being, not a big house with marble floors, or everyone knowing who you are.