Everyone breathing is broken. Keep breathing light into them until the stained glass collage takes your breath away.

I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?

I'm friends with a guy who is friends with a former Playboy model. So I guess you could say I'm 1 degree away from 212 degrees.

The focus of gap analysis should be getting to the other side. If you bend-over to analyze a gap too long, you'll probably fall into it.

I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee.

I enjoy self-publishing & sending publishers rejection letters. They're like, 'Who is this guy?' And I'm like, 'the end of your industry.

I like to go to Starbucks and watch the intellectuals. I observe them and their intellectualness. They in turn observe me drinking coffee and being a creeper.

Social media is not just a spoke on the wheel of marketing. It's becoming the way entire bicycles are built.

The smell of new office supplies is so satisfying while being kicked out of Staples for inappropriate behavior with a file folder is so embarrassing.

Everybody thinks making films back to back is a big deal but they did it all the time in the old days.

I claim the right not to incriminate myself.

My heartfelt wish for you: as you get older, your self will diminish and you will grow in love.

Go moan for man. It's the pathos of people that gets us down, all the lovers in this dream.

People were always asking me who I wanted to tour with, and I always said Jason Aldean or Brad Paisley.

Popular culture is filled with girls.

Acting requires absorption, but not self-absorption and, in the actor's mind, the question must always be 'Why am I doing this?,' not 'How am I doing it?

Bullys are the small group who should perish not by voilence, but by non violence, words not fists, thats the awnser to our problem.

A true world outlook is incompatible with a foreign imperialism, no matter how high-minded the governing country.