Everyone feels benevolent if nothing happens to be annoying him at the moment.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

They chose to regard it as a miraculous preservation.

A true champion is one that accepts defeat the same manner he accepts winning”.

Being content is perhaps no less easy than playing the violin well: and requires no less practice.

Do it big or stay in bed.

Nobody got where they are today by living for tomorrow.

Ask forgiveness, not permission. But make sure you bring your results with you.

Heaven is not for good people, it's for forgiven people.

He who does not desire power is fit to hold it.

They've picked their heads up off the ground, and they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders.

When God's hand is on thy back, let thy hand be on thy mouth, for though the affliction be sharp it shall be but short.