Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain?

Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.

I'm a YouTube star, let's put it that way!That sounds like a karaoke star with balls.

I heard the rumours,but the only blond people here [in Sweden] are the guys. And they all look like Ellen DeGeneres. It's Ellen DeGeneres world, and it's all guys! It's now switched.

I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act.

Sometimes I become the comedy jukebox. I read the emails, people give me requests.The shows are just amazing; they're packed with people and they're so much fun to do.

In the nineties, it was all women being blonde and from Sweden. But now it's changed: it's all men looking like Ellen DeGeneres.

I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing.

I like football. I like baseball. When the pitcher and the batter start fighting, that's the best.

Each person deserves a day away in which no problems are confronted, no solutions searched for.

It's pointless to hate anything. Just trick your conscience by pretending you like something and soon enough you will.

It’s going to be a pretty day to fly.

The Muslim world is deeply hurt by the campaign of violence initiated against our Palestinian brothers.

I grill, therefore I am.

I would advocate that you show me your smiling face, and how happy you can make your life.

You want it, you buy it, you forget it.

It looks like President Obama has a new campaign slogan: 'Yes I Did.'

Everything I've seen becomes real once it becomes memory. The films I've seen are interchangeable with things that have really happened to me.

I feel like what I'm best at is being a musician and a performer. I want to use that to help people who are good at starting nonprofits.