Everyone grows and changes. It's not even to say that you become a better person than you were, but you're morphing. This whole thing is just a weird river that we're on.

I love my kids, they are amazing children, but they drive me bananas sometimes. And sometimes, I want to sell them on eBay... but I'm not going to.

There is something really nice about learning that you can take the reins of your life and your career.

It's not rocket science to make a movie.

There are certain tenets set in place for all different types on genres. For thrillers, women usually die first.

Okay, sense of humor: plus one. Being able to laugh at yourself: plus one. Being able to laugh at other people without being mean: plus one. Vanity: minus one.

I will never be a skinny waif as I am physically unable to say "no" to free booze and snacks. Oh well.

I don't think I'm going to go into Iron Man. I mean, I can't say that I won't go into something like an Iron Man franchise.

If you're a woman, just make a freaking good movie. I don't believe in the women who say, 'It's too hard, I'm getting shot down.'

I've got a couple of full-time jobs, since I'm raising a kid, so it's a lot.

Steve Rannazzisi, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Jon Lajoie - and they're such funny guys that they bring their own sort of twist to it all.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

People think rape victims forget how to laugh. I have not forgotten how to laugh. It is beyond the capability of this person to make me forget how to laugh.~ Subhangi Tyagi

Here we are in the century of information, that is to say the unformed. Every kind of literature will be journalistic, with a science for ballast.

A leader must be responsible for his people not his personal interest.

Maybe it is something to do with age, but I have become fonder of poetry than of prose.

My body is no schoolboy.

Agriculture is the most healthful, most useful, and most noble employment of man

We prepare our students for jobs and careers, but we don't teach them to think as individuals about what kind of world they would create.

Susan says, don't get afraid, get angry.

Chess is so inspiring that I do not believe a good player is capable of haviong an evil thought during the game.