Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

It’s not about the elimination of fear. Rather it’s about the elimination of the feeling that the elimination of fear is necessary before we take the next step.

We have to be braver than we think we can be, because God is constantly calling us to be more than we are.

Indolence is a delightful but distressing state. We must be doing something to be happy.

The death of childhood is the beginning of poetry.

Music is natural law as related to the sense of hearing.

Growth today is an investment for tomorrow.

After all, the nation is not just an entity. It's a story. It's a story of what's salient, what brought us together, what we are willing to live and die for.

The Redskins haven't won the division since 1999, and we came in and we did it in one year!

Self worth cannot be verified by others. You are worthy because you say it is so. If you depend on others for your value it is other-worth.

Human unity is not something we are called on to create — only something we are called on to recognize.