Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

Everything changes your life.

In this world No phenomenon is strange.It surprises us because of our lack of knowledge about it." - Jahanshah Safari

From now on, every Christmas, let's have a tradition where we eat soup out of a can by the fire.

Why I love acting is that it's totally subjective and I like that. I like that.

Your only identity is I AM undefined and infinite. Any label you give yourself limits yourself.

It would be a poor thing to be an atom in a universe without physicists, and physicists are made of atoms. A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

Accept these grateful tears...For thee they flow, for thee... That ever felt another's woe.

You may have killed God beneath the weight of all that you have said; but don't imagine that, with all that you are saying, you will make a man that will live longer than he.

[An educated person:] One who voluntarily does more thinking than is necessary for his own survival.

Fashion is an expression of what you're feeling.