Everyone has a story to tell, so why not let me put it on paper!

the great is seldom a deterrent to the mediocre

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She was tall and dark-skinned and looked like a Nigerian sculpture. She moved like a lioness, her every step bristling with suppressed violence.

There are few things so disarming as one who laughs well at her own expense.

My only fear is the unknown.

It is historical continuity that maintains most assumptions, not repeated assessment of their validity.

Easy does it is what I'm looking for.

I love sketch comedy. My real goal is to do something with Albert Brooks. That would be my fantasy. I stay up night and day thinking up stuff he might find funny.

You can remember times when you were a kid, when life looked too doggoned deliciously beautiful to be left alone. So you could feel like that again if you worked at it.

Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me ... Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful... that's what matters to me.