Everyone has at least one story that will stop your heart.

Fashion absolutely matters, but it doesn’t matter absolutely.

Most of us would kill ourselves if we were as talent-free as Elizabeth Hurley.

You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.

LEAD, n. A heavy blue-gray metal much used in giving stability to light lovers - particularly to those who love not wisely but other men's wives.

The only reality was nothingness, and over it a hypocrisy of words.

What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast.

It is indeed probable that more harm and misery have been caused by men determined to use coercion to stamp out a moral evil than by men intent on doing evil.

Ability is not always gauged by examination.

The detail in my work helps to convince me, and I hope others as well, that such places might be real.

All those little congruences and arabesques you prepared with such delicate anticipatory pleasure are gobbled up as if by pigs at a pastry cart.

I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.

I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.