Everyone has gods. You just don't think they're gods.

On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists.

Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.

If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander.

No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.

On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed.

I just think the world ought to be more sort of organized.''That's just fantasy, ' said Twoflower.'I know. That's the trouble.' Rincewind sighed again.

My personal theory is that he has a very firm grasp upon reality, it's simply not a reality the rest of us have ever met before.

The flip side of the coin of which Good and Evil are but one side.

The gods had a habit of going round to atheists' houses and smashing their windows.

It tells him what to say. I know it sounds ridiculous, ” muttered Hugh.“How can a book tell a man what to say?

You will never achieve a goal by definition unless you try.

Is it just me or is this like a bad TV sci-fi show?

The only foes that threaten America are the enemies at home, and these are ignorance, superstition and incompetence.

Pass us by, and forgive us our happiness

I was taken in by the bravado and the sounds of Mexico... not so much the music, but the spirit.

Age doesn't make a difference either. Whether you're 20 or 70, you can still play together. There are so many different things you can do with golf that you can't do in other sports.

The best love advice I've ever received is probably, 'I'm not leaving the relationship; I'm just leaving the house.'

If you like Harlan Coben, you’ll love Linwood Barclay.

I like it when I can get really abstract.

I'm a self-taught musician aside from what I've been able to pick up from other players.