Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.

Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.

There is nothing government can give you that it hasn't taken from you in the first place.

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.

You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

Fear is a reaction. Courage is a decision.

A nation that forgets its past has no future.

There is no index of character as sure as the voice.

Food is for eating, and good food is to be enjoyed... I think food is, actually, very beautiful in itself.

A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Some of the bigger companies seem to be copying only to make money, which creatively is very bad. I sometimes wonder if they have any respect.

Regardless of whether or not you belong to a majority religion, in the United States you may not impose your theology on civil law.

The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were.

I have this theory that if one person can go out of their way to show compassion then it will start a chain reaction of the same.

To suggest is to create; to describe is to destroy.

Never knowingly be serious. Rule 27.