Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

Miracles happen, lyrical inhalation of poetry, you will not stop my words from breathing.

You have to understand, having a good time is not my idea of having a good time.

I worked 18 years to become an overnight success. Now MagicPlace.com will short circuit that process for people.

I may never get my own action figure, but at least I think what I'm doing is really legitimate musically

The most unreliable thing in this world is human relationships.

A writer without interest or sympathy for the foibles of his fellow man is not conceivable as a writer.

Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.

In public worship all should join. The little strings go to make up a concert, as well as the great.

I'm not an ensemble actor, because it's always a lot of ego when you're all together in the scene. It's kind of intellectual fighting for something.