Everyone in this world is nuts, the difference is some of them just really good at disguising it.

You’re impossible.” I sighed. “And really weird. No wonder Jared likes you.”“Is that a good thing or not?”I shrugged. “You two have bittersweet panty-dropping connection.”“Gross.

I love nine hundred and ninety nine facial expressions of Jemma Garner, none of them is sad look.

They’re criminal, but I’m a villain in someone’s untold story.

I'm financially ugly.

Mistakes are part of life. And yet, for some reason, most parents in this world, wish their children made no mistakes at all, or as little as possible.

Like most people in radio - and in magic - I'm not cool. I know people who are hip, and I can feel distance between them and me.

She shrugged another plump shoulder. “I never listened to Porter when he got going.” Ah. At last. The secret to a successful marriage.

Intellectual passion dries out sensuality.

I'm still a massive fan of shoes.

You're always going to need those folks that introduce certain things to the next generation and I fit in that sense.

English doctors have killed 3/4 of my friends & the joke is the remaining 1/4 go on recommending them, so odd is human nature.

Maybe that's why there's an insecurity sometimes in acting, because it's not like there's a correlation between hard work and how people receive you.

Maybe one day you’ll understand I don’t want nothing more than to sweetly hold your hand.

Hope and faith are two intimate brothers; they always go together. Hope nourishes faith and faith treasures hope.