Everyone in this world is somehow connected. So why not just be nice to everybody.

When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.

Number one, like yourself. Number two, you have to eat healthy. And number three, you've got to squeeze your buns. That's my formula.

No tricks, gimmicks, special pills, special potions, special equipment. All it takes is desire and will.

I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise.

Count your blessings. You are one of a kind. There's no one in the world like you. You are amazing.

No one is perfect... absolutely no one. Like precious stones, we have a few flaws, but why focus on that? Focus on what you like about yourself, and that will bring you happiness and peace.

Energy is that amazing feeling that comes to life inside of you when you're happy and believe in yourself.

I've always practiced this: Love yourself. Move your body. Watch your portions.

There is no magic milkshake or workout machine. I think the real machine is your body. I do love treadmills, ellipticals, stationary bikes, free weights.

I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with me or at me.

without the bombardment of thoughts, the truth will emerge through intuition.

In the depth of our heart, we already know that we are perfect as we are. In the depth of our inner being, we already know that life is perfect as it is.

As long as there are men the bulwark is safe.

It is easier to live through someone else than to become complete yourself.

The Carnegie Foundation for the Advancement of Teaching has been in existence for most of this century.

I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT

One of the ways I think I gain fodder for characters is by watching people.

We found that we didn't have much problem with him [J.C.], it was his followers we found questionable.

A hypocrite is one who plays two parts consciously for his own ends. When we find fault with other people we may be quite sincere, and yet Jesus says in reality we are frauds.

in New York there's such diversity that there's no one central identity; everyone is marginal.