Everyone is a criminal! We are beset on all sides by antirevolutionary forces. Naturally, then, humans fall into three categories: the criminal, the not-yet-criminal, and the not-yet-caught.

You are going to break your promise. I understand. And I hold my hands over the ears of my heart, so that I will not hate you.

You will always fall in love, and it will always be like having your throat cut, just that fast.

And as we watched, the Tsar of Death lifted up his eyelids like skirts and began to dance in the streets of Leningrad.

Just tell yourself a story that'll satisfy you and pretend he told it.

Just remember that the only question in a house is who is to rule. The rest is only dancing around that, trying not to look it in the eye.

Men die. It's practically what they're for.

First, the avid student must be aware that when the world was young it knew only seven things: water, life and death, salt, night, birds and the length of an hour.

In both marriage and war you must cut up the things people say like a cake and eat only what you can stomach.

No, not like this, when I have not seen you without your skin on, when I know nothing, when I am not safe. Not you, whose name all my nightmares know.

I know you loved both he and I, the way a mother can love two sons. And no one should be judged for loving more than they ought, only for loving not enough.

It takes a minute to love but eternity to forget.

Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.

The smallest drop of rain can project the most beautiful of visions, all we have to do is look a little deeper. -T.L. Manning

The closest natural area to you is the wild, naturally intelligent biological community within you.

Decisiveness is a characteristic of high-performing men and women. Almost any decision is better than no decision at all.

He that will enter into Paradise, must have a good key.

I made some nice associations. Ben Perowsky and Kevin Hays... Bill Mobley and Pete McGuinness. A lot of talented people.

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

Do something others will have the desire to plagiarize but will find difficult to do.

Politicians are just Daily Mail journalists writ large, aren't they? They're always telling us what's going to happen, and we know they don't know!