Everyone is entitled to an *informed* opinion.

You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

K is for "Kenghis Khan"; He was a very nice person. History has no record of him. There is a moral in that, somewhere.

In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.

The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles.

You must never be afraid to go there.

They minute people fall in love they become liars.

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?

I will find her.""And when you do?" Roger asked."I will make her mine, " the warrior answered in a hard, determined voice. "She will be mine."The vow was made.

Love in fools is better than hate in the wise.

School is learning things you don't want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn't know, while working toward a future you don't know will ever come.

I'm like an onion. You can peel away my layers, but the further you go, the more it'll make you cry.

And also it was a process of, we lifted weights as well, in an effort to train my body to then be able to lift heavier weights when I got in Australia. So that was the first couple of months.

What's the best way of communicating in the world today? Television? No. Telegraph? No. Telephone? No. Tell a woman.

The key to our lives as Christians today is how clearly we see by faith the resurrected Christ.

If there’s something I can’t do but want to, I won’t relax until I’m able to do it.

My goal... not to go back to Rembrandt... but to bring the great tradition and whatever is great about it, up to date.

With a practice, we can always remain alive in the present moment. With mindfulness, you can establish yourself in the present in order to touch the wonders of life that are available in that moment.