Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

What your father never understood, is that what he loved most about her was her unbridled love and freedom to live her own life. He loved her colors and viewed her like paint.

DETOX your mind, body, AND your contact list.

God is Holy.God is pure.God is faithful.God is gracious.God is merciful.

I write because I have to

If you escape from a necessary fight, pray you will live long enough to wait for and deal with the same challenge that must be settled.

There’s nothing like music to teach you that eventually if you work hard enough, it does get better. You see the results.

Why am I compelled to write? Because the writing saves me from this complacency I fear. Because I have no choice.

I had a healthy appetite [being pregnant]. I got more healthy as time goes on, and they grew. I never let myself go.

When I'm president of the United States, we're going to have a VA that cares more about our veterans than about the bureaucrats who work at the VA.

Clean energy is hippy power. But its also cowboy power, it's rancher power, it's Appalachian power.