Everyone is reading what they like and that's a good thing.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Love is the flower you've got to let grow.

Innovation is hard because solving problems people didn't know they had & building something no one needs look identical at first.

You can call me Patch. No really. Call me.

Eat few suppers, and you'll need few medicines.

Well, the rollout of new technology always affects how wizards do business.

You have to be willing to give it your all and sacrifice to make your dreams come true.

If you have a big challenge today, that just means you have a big destiny.

Empires won by conquest have always fallen either by revolt within or by defeat by a rival.

Believer's should never deal with doubts and fears because they are the devil's narcotics.

I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.