Everyone just wants to feel good, and I don't think that all music is designed to make you feel good.

I ain't got no Visa, I ain't got no Red American Express, We can't go nowhere exotic, It don't matter 'cause I'm decent and Loyal.

Could you really love two different people at once? Could you split your heart in half?

What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure.

It wasn't like there was a dating and mating website for bear shifters. If there had been, its mascot would have been that yellow Care Bear with the heart on its stomach.

He who is contented is rich.

I got into sports because that was a way to prove your masculinity. I was good at it.

Alas for the affairs of men! When they are fortunate you might compare them to a shadow; and if they are unfortunate, a wet sponge with one dash wipes the picture away.

When you have a child you're no longer the star of the movie.

You cannot "love" a dog out of her bad behavior, just as you can't "love" a criminal into stopping his crimes.

The eyes are the pioneers that first announce the soft tale of love.