Everyone must row with the oars he has.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

A joy that's shared is a joy made double.

The shortest answer is doing.

Make hay while the sun shines.

Two heads are better than one.

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

Many things are lost for want of asking.

What is sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

A burnt child dreads the fire.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

In any compromise between food and poison, it is only death that can win. In any compromise between good and evil, it is only evil that can profit.

There must be some kind of way out of here, ' said the joker to the thief...

I thought you could beat, pummel, and thrash an idea into existence. Under such treatment, of course, any decent idea folds up its paws, turns on its back, fixes its eyes on eternity, and dies.

Freedom is the default position. Everything the government does takes away some of our freedom... That's why we have a constitution, to restrain the government.

We've got a national campaign by drug legalizers, in my view, to try and use medicinal uses of drugs and legalization of hemp as a stalking horse to get in under the radar screen.

I was feeling a lot of confidence, so I wanted to take advantage of that and keep playing.

if a man would make his world large, he must be always making himself small.

I've met Jon Glaser who has a show on Adult Swim call Delocated and he's the main writer we hired for the show. That's really my brand of humor, I would say.

In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.

The more chaos there is, the more science holds on to abstract systems of control, and the more chaos is engendered.