Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's an adult using a kid's body as a mouthpiece.

I just became one with my browser software.

Everybody that loves Nancy loves it in a slightly condescending way. Nancy is comics reduced to their most elemental level.

Looking back Little Lulu was an early feminist, but at the time I just thought she was a really feisty developed comic strip character.

All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.

Frivolity is a stern taskmaster.

Unfortunately what came out of it was also kind of an imitation community with a lot of mindless conformity.

I guess if you take yourself seriously as an artist there starts either the problem or the beauty of doing good artwork.

Yes, but personally I was never a big acid head.

Their scrambled attention spans struck me as a metaphor for the way we get our doses of reality these days.

I hate Calvin and Hobbes. I think its a big re-hash of formula kid strips.

Mark felt eyes on him as tight as a sniper's aim.

Racism is not merely a simplistic hatred. It is, more often, broad sympathy toward some and broader skepticism toward others...

I will be sharing additional information I've been hoarding for years about the world of Harry Potter

I'm nervous when I play in the Masters or most other tournaments.

Somehow a U.N. resolution about Syria puts us where we need to be? I think it is a reflection of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama's beliefs that our foreign policy gets set by others.

If you think a complimentary thought about someone, don't just think it. Dare to compliment people and pass on compliments to them from others.

For what is liberty but the unhampered translation of will into act?

Maturity is when all of your mirrors turn into windows.

When people know what you want, they will give it to you.

There are more copies than originals among people.