Everyone should have a blog. It's the most democratic thing ever.

There's no point in living in an alternate reality.

New York is where you go to catch a big fish.

I don't want the IRS banging down my door.

In real life, people are constantly saying one thing and doing another, but if you write your characters that way, the story becomes too hard to follow.

If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser.

If you don't like or care about your job, what's the big deal? I am so over it.

Some people with blogs are never going to get famous, and they've been doing it for, like, over a year. I feel bad for them.

If you want to do what you want to do, you have to look a certain way.

I always regarded people who want fame with a lot of suspicion. Unless you have a product to sell, I don't know why anyone would want to be famous. I can't imagine what need that would fill.

I always feel like I'm missing out on something, that someone is having more fun than I am, so I take measures to make sure that is impossible.

The state of the mind defines a man.

Light is easy to love. Show me your darkness.

I could prove God statistically.

I got asked to remix a lot of movie themes, like Mission Impossible, which other people ended up doing quite well. But it was just never my thing.

Whatever an enemy might do to an enemy, or a foe to a foe, the ill-directed mind can do to you even worse.

A man who throws himself on God ceases to fear man

Number 45 doesn't explode like Number 23 used to.

Our society is not one of spectacle but of surveillance.

A judiciary independent of a king or executive alone, is a good thing; but independence of the will of the nation is a solecism, at least in a republican government.

I can have a thousand people say the nicest things, but I'll always notice the one person who doesn't get me.