Everyone striving to be witty and sought-after, everyone talking and no one listening.

Fate is the malevolent little jester sitting up in the heavens and pondering over how ridiculous we humans are and he does his best to make fools out of all of us. And sooner or later he succeeds.

... I discovered life sometimes has a way of giving you what you need, but not in the form you expect.

I think in a moment of weakness, you might surprise yourself.

A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.

I want to fill every part of you, breathe the air from your lungs and leave my handprints on your soul. I want to give you more pleasure than you can bear.

You are your own worst enemy. If you can learn to stop expecting impossible perfection, in yourself and others, you may find the happiness that has always eluded you.

He was my confidant, the person who was always on my side even when he wasn't taking my side.

Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.” ~ Liberty Jones

A couple of times in your life, it happens like that. You meet a stranger, and all you know is that you need to know everything about him.

I've always thought it was about finding the right person. But it's about choosing the right person, isn't it?

Men had no purpose on earth whereas women were gods walking unrecognized among them.

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money.

This book had two authors, and they were both the same person.

A boy admiring a pretty girl. A rare thing to be certain. But love-true love-is something else.

It never seizes to amaze me how much I enjoy playing here and how much you fans have meant to me over the years.

I write my own songs, and I only see their flaws.

Perhaps two million years ago the creatures of a planet in some remote galaxy faced a musical crisis similar to that which we earthly composers face today.

I am clever enough to know that I am clever.

Nothing annoys people so much as not receiving invitations.

I was very, very shy when I was little. Acting lets you access all those different parts of yourself to make the character authentic.