Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.

If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!

Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure.

May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright, Of soft and golden hue, Pierce through the future's veil and show, What fate now holds for you?

Safety isn't expensive, its priceless.

Don't learn safety by accident.

I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.

Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons.

There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry; There's two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there's two to love!

Working safely is like breathing - if you don't, you die.

If you don't think it's safe, it probably isn't.

When one sees one’s own faults, he attains a state of an abode of Self-illuminated Bliss!

Whatever fills your heart with joy and fills your mind with love--that is your truth of love.

Teach the child, not just the curriculum.

Only a mind that is deeply stirred can utter something noble and beyond the power of others.

I didn't start a war. Nobody died.

We all wish there were more 'Bridesmaids' out there.

I'm just being honest about the fact that a second language won't resonate with you like the first does.

Dying should not be a taxable event.

No one ever converted to Christianity because they lost the argument.

Obsession makes my life bad and my work good.