Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, My baby? Totally average. Like, 100 percent average.

I don't expect success. I prepare for it.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.

Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

I just love bikes. It's not the safest passion to have, but I guess it's better than Russian roulette.

There are so few surprises left in life. We've gotten so addicted to knowing. It's the Google generation. We want the answer to everything right now!

If it weren’t so off-putting for my co-workers. I’d wear my flannel, one-piece 'Hannah Montana' pajamas, like, all the time!

I've done things to my body, mechanically, that I'll never do again. I've done stunts that I shouldn't have done 10, 11, 12 times. I've broken a ton of bones on sets.

Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.

If you're going to commit to that, you're going to have to find some way to make it bearable and enjoyable.

Eventually we all get tired of any and everything!

I trust every single person around me, and if I feel even a whiff of uncertainty I won't have that person around me.

The man of noble mind seeks to achieve the good in others and not their evil. The little-minded man is the reverse of this.

I don't play the kind of music that works in a football stadium.

Which of us, then, does not offend frequently with our tongue? The real problem, however, is not our tongues but our hearts.

The problem was , you never heard anyone say,"wow, check out the brain on that babe.

It's very easy for a church just to slide along from week to week, taking it for granted that we do our services like this and that, and we celebrate the sacraments like this and that.

Revival is an infusion of new spiritual life imparted by the Holy Spirit to existing parts of Christ's body.

For me, I believe in God, God is real.

Man disavows, and Deity disowns me: hell might afford my miseries a shelter; therefore hell keeps her ever-hungry mouths all bolted against me.