Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.

Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.

It is high time the ideal of success should be replaced with the ideal of service.

Still, it is an error to argue in front of your data. You find yourself insensibly twisting them round to fit your theories.

Why did you do all this for me?' he asked. 'I don't deserve it. I've never done anything for you.' 'You have been my friend,' replied Charlotte. 'That in itself is a tremendous thing.

Work for the actor lies essentially in two areas: the ability to consistently create reality and the ability to express that reality.

Just because you put higher-octane gasoline in your car doesn't mean you can break the speed limit. The speed limit's still 65.

I consider myself something of a self-taught anthropologist.

You are the root of heaven, the morning star, the bright moon, the house of endless Love

He who complains, sins.

We never do anything well till we cease to think about the manner of doing it.

The dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits.