Everyone wants answers and wants to know what the timeline is. Unfortunately, it's a complex situation, and we don't have the final answers yet.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

If you want to get understanding, keep the Word in your heart and not in your mind only.

Emotions, moods, impulses, ebb and flow with the tide of my life. Tidal waves, at times, in a bipolar mind.

It’s one thing to fall in love. It’s another to feel someone else fall in love with you, and to feel a responsibility toward that love.

The most central truth to the creation account is that this world is a place for God's presence.

The greatest of follies is to sacrifice health for any other kind of happiness.

When you're acting on TV, you want to keep it real.

In short, I don't root against President Obama because I hate America. I root against President Obama because I hate his vision for America.

True education makes for inequality; the inequality of individuality, the inequality of success, the glorious inequality of talent, of genius.

She felt as if she had strayed into a fairy tale, as full of peril as of wonder, a place where anything could happen.

You are going to have bad days and have good days.