Everyone who does the best he can is a hero.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Take me now, God!" I shout to the inky sky. "I´m ready.""You´re not ready. You´re not even divorced yet, " Bunny says. "You cannot die married to that man.

If you could see your whole life laid out before you, there’d be no reason to live it, right?

Virtue has a veil, vice a mask.

I saw a lot of people taking the wrong routes, coming up as a kid, just doing the wrong things.

The older woman waiting for admittance looked at me, then over her shoulder at Patch, who was vanishing down the hall. “Honey,” she told me, “he looks slippery as soap.

Oppressed cultures often envy those which are not, or oppressed individuals do, and sometimes those which - and who - are not envy those which - who - are.

I'm comfortable and confident about the future.

After every storm, if you look hard enough, a rainbow appears.

FOr a while, I'd never had the opportunity to prove on TV that I could play the piano.

I was always totally convinced that three weeks after the revolution they'd put me up against the wall and shoot me.