Everyone who doesn't want to believe in supernormal powers says the people who experience them are psycho. What the hell kind of a world is this if all magic moments are psychotic?

If you can understand human behavior, it can’t hurt you nearly as much.

It's fine to be insane as long as you keep it to yourself.

You're in my personal space, so get out of it.

People will do and think whatever it is they have to in order to survive.

My belief in ghosts swings with the wind. But my belief that the cemetery felt happy and not sad-I've never changed my mind about that.

You can never see a plant grow, but they do.

People love to see you get ahead — so long as you don't get farther ahead than they are.

You're supposed to be kind to everyone, because you never know when you're meeting an angel.

Things don't have to be sane when they're normal.

If people knew who the angels were, they would be very nice when they saw one and would still do their same evil garbage when they thought none were around. Knowing who they are defeats the purpose.

Symbolism exists to adorn and enrich, not to create an artificial sense of profundity.

All the motives for murder are covered by four Ls: Love, Lust, Lucre and Loathing.

As I keep saying, fiction is truth. I think fiction is the truest thing there ever was.

The last thing you want to do is go down in the history of All-Star game competition as the only injury (his nose was broken by Roberto Hernandez) sustained during the team picture.

Don't bemoan your misspent life quite yet. Forgive me for flaunting my experience, but you have no conception of what a misspent life constitutes.

I sleep way too much and I read tremendously.

You would have to be half-mad to dream me up.

I have consistently preached that nonviolence demands that the means we use must be as pure as the ends we seek.

I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.

Being good to people is the only insurance policy you need.