Everyone who tells a story tells it differently, just to remind us that everybody sees it differently.

In the library I felt better, words you could trust and look at till you understood them, they couldn't change half way through a sentence like people, so it was easier to spot a lie.

I want someone who is fierce and will love me until death and knows that love is as strong as death, and be on my side forever and ever. I want someone who will destroy and be destroyed by me.

By betrayal, I mean promising to be on your side, then being on somebody else's.

There is a certain seductiveness about dead things. You can ill treat, alter and recolour what's dead. It won’t complain.

They believed that if a mouse found your hair clippings and built a nest with them you got a headache. If the nest was big enough, you might go mad.

History is a hammock for swinging and a game for playing.

The curious are always in some danger. If you are curious you might never come home, like all the men who now live with mermaids at the bottom of the sea.Or the people who found Atlantis.

Everyone who tells a story tells it differently, just to remind us that everybody sees it differently

There's no choice that doesn't mean a loss.

If there was an elephant in the supermarket, she'd either not see it at all, or call it Mrs Jones and talk about fishcakes.

There was a saying that a man's true character was revealed in defeat. I thought it was also revealed in victory.

I'd say the depths of his stupidity have yet to be plumbed, and yours is comin' up fast on the inside turn.

Never share you secret with a married person for the partner will get to hear of it.

Catholic schools in our Nation's education have been paramount in teaching the values that we as parents seek to instill in our children.

I started playing heavy-metal guitar because that's what I liked. And then I got into classical guitar because it was so technically complicated.

Are there glass shards in my anus?!

I am about to learn what it's like to live here.

Tennis is such an individual and competitive sport, but it is great being part of a team and getting to know the girls outside of tennis - even though we are all competing for the same thing!

If there was two birds sitting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first.

The mind is like a parachute. In order to function, it first has to open.