Everything I do and say and the way I do and say it annoys me.

Though liberals do a great deal of talking about hearing other points of view, it sometimes shocks them to learn that there are other points of view.

I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University.

Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.

The best defense against usurpatory government is an assertive citizenry.

Back in the thirties we were told we must collectivize the nation because the people were so poor. Now we are told we must collectivize the nation because the people are so rich.

What yells out at the US public . . . is the incandescent hypocrisy of so many people who, in the name of free speech, persecute its practitioners if their opinions are conservative.

Liberals, it has been said, are generous with other peoples' money, except when it comes to questions of national survival when they prefer to be generous with other people's freedom and security.

I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.

The socialized state is to justice, order, and freedom what the Marquis de Sade is to love.

When it is not possible to reason with holy warriors, it is necessary to immobilize them or crush them.

It's quite possible to leave your home for a walk in the early morning air and return a different person- beguiled enchanted.

I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.

To err is nature, to rectify error is glory.

No human trait deserves less tolerance in everyday life, and gets less, than intolerance.

The civil rights movement in the United States was about the same thing, about equality of treatment for all sections of the people, and that is precisely what our movement was about

What really matters is not whether we have problems, but how we go through them. We must keep going on to make it through whatever we are facing.

It is in times of crisis that good leaders emerge.

You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.

I taught myself to drive. I hope that the child in me never dies.

What fates impose, that men must needs abide; it boots not to resist both wind and tide.