Everything I turn up to, I think I'm going to enjoy. I never look back, so I don't have regrets.

Hungary is very similar to Bulgaria. I know theyre different countries.

Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America.

They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.

Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late twenties or thirties.

In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.

What United have got that Chelsea haven't is Paul Scholes. I think he is different to anything else in English football.

The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23!

I had Micah Richards as a player at 16 and he was a man then. What is he now? A bigger man, probably

English football is in a bad way because the foreign players here are so good, so dominant.

Luis Figo is totally different to David Beckham, and vice versa.

Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?

Great literature will insist upon its self-sufficiency in the face of the worthiest causes

I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.

Soccer matches in Europe have riot police. Metal is just people sloshing around drunk and sloppy and having fun, and there's nothing wrong with that. It is a great outlet for aggression.

The naturalists of yore esteemed the ocean to be a treasury of wonders, and sought therein for monstrosities and organisms contrary to the law of nature, such as they interpreted it.

Happiness is in the doing not in getting what you want.

I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry.

I like to have strong opinions with nothing to back them up with besides my primal sincerity. I like sincerity. I lack sincerity.

Im always terrified when Im writing.

You have to remember, that insane people can do some horrors themselves. I had committed no crime, though. I hadn't shot anybody. Yet.