Everything I've ever told you, including this, is a lie.

I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly

As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are.

Life is a matter of passing the time enjoyably. There may be other things in life, but I've been too busy passing my time enjoyably to think very deeply about them.

One of the ways to avoid being beaten by the system is to laugh at it.

I am blind -- but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as 'broil' . . . I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again.

You realize that suicide's a criminal offense. In less enlightened times they'd have hung you for it.

Now I tell you the downside of this is you feel awful, but the upside is you feel terrific.

If there's one thing I can't bear, it's when hundreds of old men come creeping in through the window in the middle of the night and throw all manner of garbage over me. I can't bear that.

I went to the University of Life and was chucked out.

We exchanged many frank words in our respective languages.

If you cannot learn from a child, teaching a child might be useless!!!!

There is no greater path than the act of listening, because the observer who listens can begin to see themselves as a part of one expression of purpose and beingness.

You can miss a person you've never known.

You've got to be a Lakers fan growing up in L.A. with all these championships.

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.

That feelings of love and hate make rational judgments impossible in public affairs, as in private affairs, we can clearly enough see in others, though not so clearly in ourselves.

They say that death kills you, But death doesn't kill you. Boredom and indifference kill you.

So far, I am a cancer survivor, but cancer will be with me for the rest of my life, be it as a nodule, tumor or cell someplace, or in my fears and anxieties.

Touch is the first language we speak.

When it comes to performance art, I am more interested in the failures then the so-called successes. I have never cared for entertaining anyone.