Everything breaks; the only things that last are things you're willing to fix.

I think you can measure how pathetic your life is by how much joy you get from learning about other people's faults and troubles.

The more I simplify my life, the happier I feel.

If you want to lead a family/team/organization, learn to lead/manage yourself first.

Effective communication is the best way to solve problems.

Success is a collection of small victories & disappointing setbacks. Understand the process, stay positive, & focus on the fundamentals.

A great start to the perfect day - a world-class workout at the gym... It's hard to feel miserable after a great workout.

Surround yourself with positive people and positive influences.

Today make GOOD DECISIONS. Decide to selflessly serve others, to control your thoughts, to eat water-rich foods and to get lots of exercise.

Originality is so hip and cool, but to be original you must dare to be corny.

Talent is the discipline, commitment, and willpower to practice/train/study often, long, and hard. Discover your passion and pay the price.

There was another thing bigger than the tiredness – and this was the strong crew purpose.

I fell asleep that night in the arms of a killer. I'd never slept better.

When we think we can manage our time, our circumstances, and our relationships without His help and inspiration, we know what unmanageability is.

I want to be known as a good major-leaguer, and good major-leaguers work to become good.

As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my virgins.

Never trust a skinny ice cream man.

Culture is on the horns of this dilemma: if profound and noble it must remain rare, if common it must become mean.

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.

My curiosity is not a choice. It's always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.

One of the greatest tasks of my life has been to teach the colored man he can be anything.