Everything good that happened to me happened by accident.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.

A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.

I trust in God. He is my provider, refuge, and shelter.

Don't make anybody Use you, be smart, else Dont curse them when they chew u out and throw you, they were smart not you

We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made.

I like characters who don't change, who don't learn from their mistakes.

I have always maintained that there is nothing wrong with nursery food now that we are grown up and can have a glass of wine with it.

A conscious lifetime... is a treasure beyond value.

Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.

There's always a little bit of disappointment. At the same time, number one, [Hillary Clinton] made a great choice. Secondly, I'm 41. And so I feel like - that I'm excited about the years to come.

If you work at love, you will find love at work.

Change happens not by trying to make yourself change, but by becoming conscious of what's not working.