Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.

Someday, the Chicago Cubs are going to be in the World Series...

Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

It could be, it might be... It is, A home run!

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.

I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch.

I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.

Scott Bullett, as he takes left field, is getting congratulations from everybody. He and his daughter are parents of a new baby.

God dwells within you, as you.

All definitions are the interpretations of contrasts. What is, helps define what it is not!

Nature is neutral. Man has wrested from nature the power to make the world a desert or make the deserts bloom. There is no evil in the atom; only in men's souls.

Walking by faith will cause all of us to recognize that as children of God we are just pilgrims and strangers down here on this earth.

I sing God's music because it makes me feel free. It gives me hope. With the blues, when you finish, you still have the blues.

Celebrity is a weird appendage, which is useless unless you do something with it.

The central challenge for any company, regardless of its size, is to keep doing a better job for its customers.

Your duty is to be, and not to be this or that. I Am That I Am sums up the whole truth; the method is summarized in Be Still.

I put a lot of fire in my punches.

Half the people you know are below average.