Everything human is pathetic

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Oh, Sweetie. No one ever gets through their TBR list. For every book you finish, you'll add five more. That's just the way it works.

The mind of an artist never sleeps, because dreaming is when they do their best work.

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing they marry later. For another thing they die earlier.

Trust is the lubrication that makes it possible for organizations to work.

In whatever God does in the course of our lives, he gives us, through the experience, some power to help others.

we write as if our lives depended upon it. They do.

When I run across something that feels like a real eye-opener, it's gonna have an influence on me forever.

A lady is as young as the gentleman she feels," said Roy and cackled happily.

Being able to touch so many people through my businesses and make money while doing it, is a huge blessing.

The desires of adults are not more important than the needs of children.