Everything in moderation, including moderation.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

There is nothing quite so tragic as a young cynic, because it means the person has gone from knowing nothing to believing nothing.

I prepared five songs, I sang them, and he hired me. I started working about a month later at the piano bar.

You will find it easiest to ride the avalanche in the direction it already travels.

It's very trying on a marriage when you're doing a one hour show, week after week after week. You don't have enough time for people that maybe you should have top priority.

The Slothful do not have the time to become virtuous or despicable.

Art is not great. Music is not great. It's just that they tickle us. When one steadfastly refuses greatness - then and then only can the wonderful thing we call art be created.

I don't dispute Scientology can help people; I think that is a very important fact to keep in mind.

Your own mental attitude is your real boss.

At the moment of waking up, before getting out of bed, get in touch with your breath

A champion of the workingman has never been known to die of overwork.