Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.

Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.

I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.

I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!

Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.

I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me.

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

There’s something about being naïve. Really interesting things come because you don’t know what the rules are, what you can and can’t do.

You can not avoid life or your thoughts you can only make the best of your current situation and move on with a positive mental attitude.

In the midst of our applauding the feats of civilization, the Bible flings itself like a knife slashing our complacency; remind us that God, too, has a voice in history.

In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.

I don't play in tournaments, but I follow some.

You might not think it now, but if you're one of God's children, you're going to figure it out by the end of your life God is good.

A week went by and nothing. But eventually, as they always will, the rumors reached me. And everyone knows you can't disprove a rumor.

Three may keep counsel, if two be away.

Surely the glory of journalism is its transience.

Successful weight loss takes programming, not willpower.