Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

The best investment is in your attitude.

I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.

If I don't direct a movie at some point, I've failed personally.

I go to the movies. I absolutely love film.

Sometimes love is stronger than a man's convictions.

Unintended consequences, he thought miserably. He was angry at his anger, the way it surged up and took over.

If I don't stay creative and if I don't stay in the studio and keep writing and recording, I get kind of depressed. I can't quite remember what I'm supposed to be doing with myself.

College athletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.

There's no such thing as an animal too big too kill, AND we're cornered by such animals every day.

Baby wee is good because it's pure, doesn't contain toxins and doesn't smell.