Everything is permitted, everything is allowed, and all our Gods we have outwitted, we are running with the crowd.

I never fit in. I am a true alternative. And I love being the outcast. That's my role in life, to be an outcast.

I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks, but there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack Box.

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer.

Dreams they come and go, but thoughts like love will always grow.

Life is a lemon and I want my money back.

You've been cold to me so long, I'm crying icicles instead of tears.

As most people know, I am a vampire, so I have no reflection. Every day, I paste a picture of someone else on the mirror.

The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery!

You can lose yourself in pleasure, 'til your body's going numb, but will it ever be enough.

Some days it don't come easy Some days it don't come hard Some days it don't come at all And these are the days that never end

Zaphod marched quickly down the passageway, nervous as hell, but trying to hide it by striding purposefully.

You always be calling her, she aint never answerin. You aint figured out I am the reason that she canceling

Universal truth is not measured in mass appeal, This is the last time I kneel and pray to the sky, Cause almost everything that I was always ever told was a lie...

John Kerry went hunting today. He said he killed a goose. He didn't bring Teresa along because he was a little rusty and he was afraid he might kill the goose that laid the golden egg.

The biggest mistake businesses make is advertising before they have become well known.

I'm quite happy for that smile, because Dad told me once you should be grateful for the gifts that are the rarest.

I just went to an acting agency one day and just said, 'I would like to act. Would you take me?' And they took me.

I have simply said that there's just a side of me that could not judge anybody singing. It's not who I am. I don't want to be that person.

The heart of man is the place the devil dwells in; I feel sometimes a hell within myself.

The darkest day, if you live till tomorrow, will have passed away.