Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Some concepts are so incredibly risky they take an honest fool to try to articulate them.

Life takes us to unexpected places... love brings us home.

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.

I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.

Empathic, emotionally intelligent work environments have a good track record of increasing creativity, improving problem solving and raising productivity.

It is useless to contend with the irresistible power of Time, which goes on continually creating by a process of constant destruction.

You don't have to be perfect, but you have to try hard. And I did all the time.

My Swaraj will be not be a result of murder of others but a voluntary act of continuous self-sacrifice.

To find truth completely is to realize oneself and one's destiny, i.e. to become perfect.

I love performing. I love being a provocateur. I love putting myself in situations that are uncomfortable and that I have to get out of.