Everything is your fault if you're any damn good.

If something is wrong, fix it now. But train yourself not to worry, worry fixes nothing.

Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you criticize, wait. Before you quit, try.

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.

Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.

Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry: Worry never fixes anything.

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Prayers Are Free, But Change is going to cost you.

Patience is a virtue, and Americans have it in short supply.

When I step in the ring, I bring everything I have.

I've never seen an orange with the label Castle on it made of glass.

I do believe in the sanctity of marriage. ...But I don't see that as conflict with being a tolerant person or an understanding person.

I'm not so think as you drunk I am !

You never want to have to give your child bad news of any kind.

It's just that the times I'm wrong don't register in your memory with as much clarity as the times I'm right.

Lesson number one: Don't underestimate the other guy's greed.