Everything looks uglier close up.

The town was paper, but the memories were not.

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.

The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.

I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite.

The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

I will play out the string. I will not betray your trust. I will find you.

I am still not used to being the possessor of such a grand title. I believe I shall have to start wearing a purple satin turban and carrying a lorgnette.

We can't deter people fleeing for their lives. They will come. The choice we have is how well we manage their arrival, and how humanely.

A football team is a like a beautiful woman, when you do not tell her, she forgets she is beautiful

A manager can't act like a role model. They need to BE a role model.

The preaching that this world needs most is the sermons in shoes that are walking with Jesus Christ.

On the pinnacle of success man does not stand firm long.

I find celebrity really scary.

So many people don't know who's on the State Seal and they don't know, not just in California but the United States of America, things they look at every day and they say, 'Wow! I didn't know that.'

India seeks to be a permanent member of the U.N. Security Council... things like this don't happen automatically, you need constant dialogue and discussion with the world.

Despite the goings-on in Congress, I don't believe the USA is bordering on madness. I believe Mexico and Canada are.