Everything's wrong on Wikipedia.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

Persuading the people to vote against their own best interests has been the awesome genius of the American political elite from the beginning.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

You know, I've been around the ruling class all my life, and I've been quite aware of their total contempt for the people of the country.

That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president.

Your failures should motivate you to look at your life goals from a different angle

In order to get to heaven, Jesus said that you must be converted. I didn’t say it—Jesus said it!

The only thing that matters is everything.

I have come to believe that caring for myself is not self-indulgent. Caring for myself is an act of survival.

The oppressor has always indoctrinated the weak with his interpretation of the crimes of the strong.

Let me say with a Georgia accent that we cannot solve this problem if it requires a diplomatic passport to claim the rights of an American citizen.

The Oscar is the most valuable, but least expensive, item of world-wide public relations ever invented by any industry.

When you have a World Champion in your smartphone, the myth of the superior brainpower of human chess champions has lost its power.

Let our lives be pure as snowfields, where our steps leave a mark but no stain.

Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.