Everything that I write about is a kernel of something that probably happened to me or one of my writers that I've co-opted and made it seem like it's mine.

Justice is blind until she gets the person that blinded her. Then it's payback time.

I never went to church a day in my life. The dominant religion (influence) in my family was my grandfather who was a Scientologist.

I think that winning the battle in Hollywood is a necessary condition to winning the culture war.

With wine beside a gently flowing brook - this is the best

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.

I'm impressed with a 90 year old woman who's still out and about.

Time is an abstraction which, on earth, exists only for the human brain it has evolved.

If you put all the songs together that I've written on band records, and put it up next to my solo record, there's definitely a different kind of feel than Billy's songs.

But now it seems possible that the truth about getting older is that there are fewer and fewer things to make fun of until finally there is nothing you are sure you will never be.

The body can limit our ability to experience life to the fullest, especially if we identify ourselves as being only our bodies.

I really don't like take-out.

The quest for certainty in forecasting outcomes can be the enemy of progress.