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Gabriel García Márquez Quotes: Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.
         

Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.


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Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.
         



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