Everything that people say is testable.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most important person to yourself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire is that which he exercises over himself.

There must be more than male benevolence as the basis for a woman's well-being.

Reason and Faith are not antithetical, but rather synergistic".

For the purposes of life and conduct, and society, a little good sense is surely better than all this genius, and a little good humour than this extreme sensibility.

The most important thing that you can teach your children is that Well-being abounds. And that Well-being is naturally flowing to them.

The best thing I ever did in my life was to ask, 'Do I like everybody?' And the answer was, 'No.' So why should everybody like me? If people are against me, so what? I'm against them too.

The name of the game is no-limit Texas Hold'em, the game that takes a minute to learn but a lifetime to master.

I hope that a move toward clemency with Judge Afiuni would be a step towards the importance of maintaining a properly functioning justice system.

Love is more powerful, love gives life, love makes hope blossom in the wilderness.

It is the familiar that usually eludes us in life. What is before our nose is what we see last.