Everything that's written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, like an avalanche, and I don't think there's anything I can do to stop it.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

أنا المجنون في زمنٍ بلا ليْلىفتأيْنَ تكونُ ليْلاتي؟

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them is to not train them and keep them.

I'm Julia Malone and nobody has the patent on me!

Goods can serve many other purposes besides purchasing money, but money can serve no other purpose besides purchasing goods.

From haunted spring and dale Edg'd with poplar pale The parting genius is with sighing sent.

If you don't stop apologizing, you're going to convince me you've done something wrong.

I think it's important that we all try to give something to this medium, instead of just thinking about what is the most efficient way of telling a story or making an audience stay in a cinema.

Fixed formation is bad. Study this well.

When I'm writing something, if it gets too serious, I just can't bear it, so I take a step back and take the overall scene in and vent the air a little bit.

The rich are different than you and me: they have more money and they have more power.