Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Be you. You are sacred.

True love is inexhaustible; the more you give, the more you have.

Freedom is like health, it is taken for granted while one has it. One becomes aware of it when it has gone.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

Yes and no are very powerful words. Mean them when you say them. Respect them when you hear them.

My power is discombobulatingly devastating. It's ludricrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.

I animated 20 years at Terry Toons. It's important to know that animators like pizza and a raise once in a while, and you've got to treat them with love.

I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."

A friend knows how to allow for mere quantity in your talk, and only replies to the quality.